Monday, November 15, 2010

No More Excuses, I Promise!

Okay, okay, so I've been totally shirking my blog for the last month or so, settling for tiny posts, no cartoons, and absolutely zero wit.

Editor's Note:  Today is not likely to be an exception.  But, this shall change as of this week, as I am working on some killer cartoons for my next post about my hypochondriasis. Swearsies!!

All I can say is that a lousy application stole away my social life, my sense of humor, and my sanity, and they are only now starting to return... One neon yellow glass of wine at at a time.

Yes, I recycled this picture.  But it's because of the neon yellow wine.
Don'tjudgeme.

As of last Saturday, I am officially finished with the clusterfuck that is standardized testing, writing a series of bullshit for my personal statements, and kissing up to total strangers to try to get them to admit me to graduate school.. Which, for the record, is one of the most debasing things I have ever done, never to be repeated (I hope).  By the end of the week, I will slap a stamp on this sucker and send it off!

In the meantime, I want you all to know that I dyed my hair back to its original color, and the skunk stripe is STILL THERE!!!  Albeit a little faded...  While no one has been a big enough asshole to say anything about it, I have decided to embrace the skunkiness and abandon the hats and ponytail holders I once treasured as a disguise for my deformity.  It is time I OWN the skunkiness!

I'm too sexy for my hat.  Too sexy for my hat, what you think about that?

Plus, I saw a dead skunk on the side of the road the other day, and while it really stunk and I was angry for a second, I figured that these little critters need a champion in the human race.

Remember, BREAK FOR ANIMALS!  Particularly if they have brown hair, a streak down the middle, and a blue dress.

3 comments:

we hate you. love, us said...

Yay, I'm glad they're finished! And because of this post, I'll always make sure to break for animals :)

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

You can show us neon yellow wine ANYDAY. Because radioactive wine should be free for all.

Or something.

Lor

Michael said...

If people say anything about the skunk stripe, just tell them you're doing an homage to Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd.

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